A month or so ago, while waiting for my car tires to be aligned, I walked the short distance from the car shop to the Shopko. While window shopping to pass the time, I ran across the discount rack. And what did my eyes behold? A bat-winged shirt for less than $3. What a steal! My sewer’s eyes looked beyond the bat-wings and saw its potential. Its stomach flattering, discounted potential.
It went from this:
And for only this: